GOLDEN RULES...if you want to be my friend...

 I've been influenced by the artworks of Less Than Positive

RULES ON BEING MY FRIEND:
#1: I am bad with directions so NEVER follow me.
#2: I am highly controversial/offensive, you don't have to agree, you don't need to shut up, but spare me your bullshit self-righteous ideals that your [insert organisation] taught you.